wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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