Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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