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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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