Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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