Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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