I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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