if i can run in heels then i can drive
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Congratulations! We have a period
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