Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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