Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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