but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Little spoons don't ask big questions
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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