Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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