he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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