i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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