i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I want you more than these girls want KFC
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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