I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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