a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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