I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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