Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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