New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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