Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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