she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You may now shotgun with the bride
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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