Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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