you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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