11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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