But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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