ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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