I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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