its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize