Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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