I'm lost and stupid without you.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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