I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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