He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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