he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Come share oat with me in your robe
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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