I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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