he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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