Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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