dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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