just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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