hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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