the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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