We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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