Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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