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I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
