so explain again why im purple
no
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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