Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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