I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
