Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Randomize
