What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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