That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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