It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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