Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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