Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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