Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Define "chronic" masturbator.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my being single is dangerous.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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