I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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