they need to just BURY HIM!
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Randomize
