Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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